" fountain of youth "

 [ "fountain of youth" ]

1: two vomiting kids left and right

  * e.g.,  ... "i cannot come to the party, Dan. I have a fountain of youth situation at home." 

 [ "fountain of youth" ]

1: euphemism; sexual slang for fellatio performed with the promise that the final result will provide the key to eternal youth

  * e.g.,  ... How about you take a sip off of the fountain of youth 

 [ "fountain of youth" ]

1: when a sexy bitch is getting fucked in the cooch and the ass at the same goddam time and both guys, ejaculate simeltaniously, forming an internal gizzy fountain

  * e.g.,  ... I was fucking Debbie last night and Greg joined in so we decided to give her the fountain of youth. 

 [ "fountain of youth" ]

1: in the act of a threesome when a man lays down and jacks off while two women make out right above his dick. When the time "cums", it will shoot upward and hit both of them while they make out.

  * e.g.,  ... Greg: Dude, I had my first threesome last night. It was sick. Joe: Nice man, I'm proud. How'd you finish? Greg: Did a fountain of youth. Joe: Word. 

 [ "fountain of youth" ]

1: fountain of youth.... when a cougar (older woman thats down to fuck) sucks the juicy delights out of the male sexual stem of a younger male after sex.

  * e.g.,  ... hey look chaz and plummer are "fountain of youth" brothers. 

 [ "fountain of youth" ]

1: Fountain of youth. When you cum in your own mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo nigger last night i did a fountain of youth in front of my grandkids 

 [ "Fountain of Youth" ]

1: Noun. A bowl like form in the scrotum area filled with any liquid. Verb. (Fountain of Youthing) When one consumes a liquid from a stretched out scrotum. (commonly in a bowl shape) When a person stretches out their nut sack and fills the surface with a liquid (another person typically takes a sip from it)

  * e.g.,  ... Showered with my girlfriend and she took a sip out of my fountain of youth. I saw a girl fountain of youthing on the beach with a random guy using water from the ocean. 

 [ "Fountain of youth" ]

1: When you cum in a female woman’s anus and then she forcefully ejects feces and sperm in the air explosive as the Fourth of July.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: why do you smell so bad? 

 [ "Fountain of Youth" ]

1: Mystic water that has the abilities to make whoever drinks it or bathes in it younger.

  * e.g.,  ... old man into young man. Young man into kid. Kid into baby 

 [ "Fountain of Youth" ]

1: Having the female grab her ankles without bending her knees. Then give her a diet coke enema...as soon as the soda gets in her ass shove in a couple of mentos. The outcoming spray is the fountain of youth.

  * e.g.,  ... My girl blasted the wall from the fountain of youth I gave her.